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Greetings, friends. You have stumbled upon one of the few outlets for authentic Mister Wolfe comic art! Rather than visiting some seedy porn site or trolling YooHooTube for those oh so clever comments or wasting time pretending to be important on FaceRapeBook you've decided to stop here. And why?

Let me not waste your time with vague explanations and lofty speech, for it is clear you have come with exactly one purpose in mind. But since I'm not a mind reader I can't even fathom what that would be. Want some coffee?

Save the Fail Whales...


Current Residence: SLC, Ut (Silly Little City)
Favourite style of art: Comic Art
Personal Quote: Expression is the need of my Soul. -Don Marquis

Feeble Attempt at Waking Up

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 24, 2014, 7:48 AM
So guess who's going to see Shonen Knife this October?  Me, that's who!  And :iconchibibatgraphics:  Anyhoo, I'm excited.  I missed the last chance to see them in SLC.  It should be made clear I don't get out to live shows much.  Doesn't help that some of my favorite groups rarely tour or are now broke up. 

Music is therapy for me.  I like a lot of music but it's rare for me to really become attached to a performer or band and even rarer that I take the time to learn about them.  I can't say I hate today's music.  How can you hate something that is utterly neutral?  Most of it's just really dull at worst for which I blame music companies not taking a chance on new formats.  Ah well, say la vee.

Today is Pioneer Day in Utah when those first crazy Mormon pioneers came up out of Emigration Canyon and Brigham Young stood all heroic and dun said in his finest south eastern vernacular, "Hell, this'll do." Or something like that.  And they kicked out the current tenants and later named a college football team after them and everything!  Then there was these Mormon cricketers and killer brine shrimp whom the seagulls in all their might and majesty came a swooping and a diving and et up all them bugs and the peoples was all "Huzzah, you saved us, flying trash compactors!"  And that was just the first week!

So we celebrate this event by lighting off fireworks in the second driest state at the driest time of the year cause we're all about bringing the apocalypse upon ourselves.  We then bust out the hooch, watch that cheezy 1940 flick Brigham Young where Vincent Price plays Joseph Smith which is as odd as it is appropriate, and then eat greasy profoundly unhealthy food.  It's a day of reckoning of sorts.

So here's a fun fact, kegs are illegal in Utah as well as areal fireworks.  But guess where they're not?  Wyoming, just to the northeast!   So there are actual bootleggers who will brave i80 just to get all that wholesome contraband and try to outsmart the highway patrol by taking the long way back through Idaho.  Doesn't always work.

It's just about as insane of an event as our pride week gets.  What, you doubt our pride week amounts to anything because Utah is known for its homophobia?  I assure you, that mass homophobia only fuels pride week even more.  It gets insane.

Anyhoo, I've been sitting on my tush for the last hour and have a barbecue to host.  New Dry Bones tomorrow morning. :) Be seeing ya, then!

Which should I finish first? 

9 deviants said Putting the roof on the house
7 deviants said That half eaten apple on the table
5 deviants said That book on magpies I'm currently reading
3 deviants said Washing the dishes
3 deviants said Getting ready for bed
1 deviant said Cleaning the bathroom
No deviants said Folding my laundry


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sweetpeaviolet Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Thank you so much for the fav! Its greatly appreciated! 
MrWolfeConcoctions Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional General Artist
You're welcome. :)
inverseskies Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
Thank you for the favorite! :iconcryforeverplz:
MrWolfeConcoctions Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome. :)
FlashyFashionFraud Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Professional Writer
How was father's day? :)
MrWolfeConcoctions Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Professional General Artist
It was excellent! :aww: I have been using my new mug quite extensively and proudly.
FlashyFashionFraud Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Professional Writer
I'm glad! :) Did you do anything special? :aww: :cuddle: 
MrWolfeConcoctions Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Professional General Artist
A barbeque and such.  :) I always love getting a chance to cook.  Hopefully when you visit it will still be warm enough for one.  Everyone is pretty familiar with you now and even mom's natural paranoia was quelled when she saw the coffee mug.  :XD: So basically you have open invitation now.
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jina445 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014   Traditional Artist
Thanks for the favorite!!!! :happybounce: 
MrWolfeConcoctions Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome. :)
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