Pulling Things from My ArseIt has come to my attention that many of you hold a sort mystic image of myself as some sort of hermit living in a mountain hut extracting comic art from my arse like some kind of alchemist. Let it be known that this is a greatly exaggerated falsification on the part of my character! I will lay down the truth as I know it to be.Pulling Things from My Arse by MrWolfeConcoctions
First, it isn't a hut at all, but rather a nice tidy cave I stumbled upon during one of my drunken wanderings of the Wasatch Mountains; tidy once I evicted the bear family that had laid claim to it first. Once that was over and I was something akin to sober I began at once making it my own! Due to powerful thermals miles below the earth my cave is nicely heated year round, and furthermore due to an unknown subterranean force my cave is also a rather powerful wi-fi hotspot. Now I know what you're thinking; How did the bears know how to use wi-fi? Well they did, but their accounts have been suspended due to breaking the terms o
Greetings, friends. You have stumbled upon one of the few outlets for authentic Mister Wolfe comic art! Rather than visiting some seedy porn site or trolling YooHooTube for those oh so clever comments or wasting time pretending to be important on FaceRapeBook you've decided to stop here. And why? |
Let me not waste your time with vague explanations and lofty speech, for it is clear you have come with exactly one purpose in mind. But since I'm not a mind reader I can't even fathom what that would be. Want some coffee?
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Current Residence: SLC, Ut (Silly Little City)
Favourite style of art: Comic Art
Personal Quote: Expression is the need of my Soul. -Don Marquis