The Dude Muse Abides...

These were some questions inspired by a dA admins journal about Muses.  So I went a musing.

1. Who or what is your personal muse? Are you consciously aware of "calling up" this muse when you're "blocked" or has this just always been part of your process? Yeah, like I call up my muse and she's all like, "Wha da fu... it's 3 inna mornin'" and I'm all like, "Yo Muse I needs me some o dat inspiration you got" and she's all like, "shi man, why you bein so mean?  I want to go to bed!" and that's when I'm like, "Look just bring over that bottle of Old Crow and we'll get inspired together!" And then she reminds me of my restraining order.

2. Who are the people, what are the artworks, and what are the events that most inspire you in creating your art (or simply living your life)?I dunno, I just stand in the street screaming as loud as I can for no god damn reason.  This inspires me to create art.  In prison.

3. As an artist, have you ever, in the depths of being "blocked," felt the "touch of the muse" that suddenly gave you inspiration to keep on with an artwork?  Well it sure as shittin' ain't Meta-Muse-all!  Wah wah wah... Cause you see... Metamusil like... blocks you up... And um... Hmm... That was a lot cleverer when I first read it.